The Great Recession

So, I got laid off from my amazing bookshop job. No more free books, no more reading at work. I’m going to try to keep the Cannonball Read going, but there will be a short hiatus while I attempt to get my shit together. Back soon. I have like five reviews on the back burner, I swear.


#4: The Brief Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao (by Junot Diaz)

God, really? Just 4? I suddenly suck at this reading jazz. What’s happened to me?


Sigh. I just don’t know about this one. I’ve read other Pulitzer winners and found myself agreeing with the critical mass, but in this instance I’m having a hard time getting completely on board. Diaz writes in a kind of slash-and-burn style, aggressively urban and colloquial and with an unapologetic Dominican chauvinism. Like, do I know anything about the history of the Dominican Republic or the inner workings of the Dominican diaspora? Not a bit. And though our narrator is more than generous in his footnotes, a cliff-notes school of DR ephemera, there’s a cocky snideness in his explanations, and it’s damned off-putting. I’m left with the feeling that this book wasn’t made for me and I’m a silly gringo for trying to read it in the first place.

It’s too bad because the story is quite interesting, and really kills in parts, and, like I said, Diaz writes with a lot of panache. I suppose more than anything it is his style which ultimately loses me, not his story. The only reason I kept on reading despite a growing distaste for the method of delivery was my vested interest in the characters and a need to know how it all ended. But the further I went, the more irritated I became. When he actually deigns to, Diaz drops knowledge on us like he’s doing us a bit of a favor. More often though, he does not, and leaves the reader to puzzle out the Spanish language idioms or science fiction references, but like, should someone have to run multiple google searches while they’re reading something that’s supposed to be accessible fiction? And this is coming from me, a reader with an okay grasp of written Spanish and a solid background in sci-fi and fantasy geekery. So I mean, I get it. And while it’s sort of awesome to read about someone characterized as having “a guardedness so Minas Tirith in la pequeña that you’d need the whole of Mordor to overcome it”, if you can’t personally rep Lord of the Rings then WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??

Please someone, tell me why I should have enjoyed this more.

#3: The Tale of Despereaux (by Kate DiCamillio)

DespereauxThere’s a lot lot LOT of childrens’ literature out there, and a lot lot LOT of it is very, very bad. My love for books began when I was just a wee little reader, and I plowed through as much crap (Christopher Pike, Sweet Valley Twins) as I did quality (Madeline L’engle, Bunnicula (yes? anyone??), E.B. White). In the subsequent generations of kids books there have been an equal share of substance and fluff, and though I don’t have kids or really know very many kids I’ve still retained a love for and a curiosity about what’s going on in the world of youth literature. And, man, I can still really get sucked in. All six Harry Potters had me up late, feverish, red-eyed, metaphorical flashlight under metaphorical covers, too tired to stay awake at work.

This brings us to The Tale of Despereaux, a story of a smaller than average mouse with larger than average ears and exceedingly big, un-mousey dreams. It’s not a lightweight story. Our hero exists in an unsympathetic, vaguely British medieval land where soup has been outlawed and only outlaws carry soup spoons. He is the only survivor of his litter of baby mice, which inspires his melodramatic (and apparently, French) mother to name him Despereaux “for all the sadness, for the many despairs of this place”. His older siblings are called Furlough and Merlot. Har har. Another of our protagonists is a witless servant girl, sold by her father in exchange for a tablecloth, cauliflower-eared and half-deaf from frequent blows to the head. The whole tale is shot through with veins of humorous darkness like this, which helps the story transcend its cutesy premise and simple plotting and climb into some greater truths. DiCamillo even says it herself: ” Stories that are not pretty have a certain value too, I suppose. Everything, as you well know (having lived in this world long enough to have figured out a thing or two for yourself) cannot always be sweetness and light.”

The balance between light and dark is the major theme that drives this story. Another of our characters is a castle dungeon-inhabiting rat named Chiaroscuro (an Italian word meaning light mixed with darkness, “look it up”, prompts the author) who is fascinated by the idea of light, having only seen it once in his short ratty life. His striving for the world above leads him down an even darker path than that on which he started, bringing us to another strength of DiCamillo’s storytelling: her characterizations. All are fleshed with an even hand: our wise narrator assures us of their failings as well as their triumphs, of the dark pockets in their hearts as well as the lights of hope burning in their souls. No hero is without his foibles, no villain without her potential for redemption.

As young adult books go, this one wins. It’s a stock fairytale, but one grounded in realism. That, coupled with large swaths of black humor and the occasional educational tidbit make this one more than worthy of its gold Newberry Medal.

#2: Rock Bottom (by Michael Shilling)

51ieqjgpttl_ss500_2I sort of know the guy who wrote this, at least inasmuch as he comes into our bookstore all the  time to browse. We chat and crack wise, and he usually buys something, so I’ve labeled him in my head as one of our “nice” customers, and therefore a local author whose writing is potentially worth my attention. Never let it be said that I am an impartial critic, because I ain’t.  Be nice to me, I read your books.

But whatever, I’d be predisposed toward this book regardless because it is about music and being in a band and going on tour and that’s all stuff I do, and I’m, you know, SUPER into my own scene. Plus, the jacket design is alarmingly (and I’ve got to assume, intentionally) similar to the cut-and-paste rock n roll flier aesthetic of Please Kill Me, Legs McNeil’s ridiculously cool compendium of punk history.

Rock Bottom covers one day in the life of “ironic” L.A. cock-rock outfit Blood Orphans (awesome band name? yes). It is 2004, they are in Amsterdam, and it is the last day of their enormously unsuccessful European tour. The band has not fared well: bad press, worse PR, arrests, riots and abysmal album sales have fueled the fires of personal and professional resentment and now all of them – the sex-addicted drummer, the talentless eczema-plagued bass player, the proselytizing lead singer, the cringing doormat of a guitarist – hate each other. On top of that, their manager (a tiny blonde dervish described on the flyleaf as “heroically coked out”) has flown in from the states to try to salvage whatever remains of her integrity and her boys’ careers.

The book could have easily been kind of bad, it could have ridden on stereotype and shock value, but thankfully it’s not and it doesn’t. The writing is sharp and bawdy, the pacing quick and the characters equal parts sympathetic and maddening, sort of like those drug and drink addled friends you can’t help but love, even as they are driving you insane by skipping out on their bar tabs or starting fights with strangers. Everyone’s a fuckup, but in equal measure, and ultimately our flaws make us all brethren.

Which is actually almost exactly like being in a band.

#1: Fault Lines (by Nancy Huston)


I’m going to kick off by cheating juuuuust a little bit, with a novel I finished over Christmas, despite having started it back in October. There were multiple reasons for this, but mostly it was because I had initially barreled my way through about 200 pages before forcing myself to take a timeout because I was, wait for it, scared of the ending. Yep. I had to put the book in the metaphorical freezer.


Fault Lines starts off pretty arrestingly with the introduction of our first narrator (one of four), a fairly horrifying child named Sol. Sol is wildly precocious beyond his six years, pampered within an inch of his life and wholly convinced of his own messianic potential. He is a small monster, an entitled, zealous product of the information age. “I don’t want anyone else to know that I’m the Sun King, Only Sun and Only Son, Son of Google, Son of God, Eternal Omnipotent Son of the World Wide Web…no one has the vaguest notion of the brilliance, the radiance, the fabulous radioactivity in my brain that will one day transform and heal the universe.” Did I mention he also sneaks onto his mother’s computer and sexually excites himself with images of dead Iraqi soldiers?

Sol has a large mole on his temple, a congenital roving birthmark which also marred the childhoods of his father, grandmother and great-grandmother. He believes his mark is a talisman, indicative of a larger destiny. As it turns out, the mark has also proven to be very important in the lives of those in his family who share it, and as Sol’s chapter ends his father Randall’s begins, the story zooming out twenty-two years earlier when Randall was also six years old. Randall’s story then leads into his mother Sadie’s, and Sadie’s into the final story of her own mother’s childhood, where at last the full dark significance of the birthmark is revealed.

Huston’s writing is spectacular here, and the translation must be remarkable because I certainly couldn’t tell the book had ever been intended to be in any language other than English. She divulges her clues slowly, piecemeal, offering tantalizing glimpses behind the curtain but never a view at the full picture. The reverse narrative, Huston’s method of pulling back, snapping into focus and then pulling back again is an incredibly effective device, as is her usage of six-year olds to tell the tale. The children build the story by deconstructing it into its tiniest pieces, and their fragmentary observations when placed all together are as illuminating as they are heartbreaking. Beautifully realized, poetic and emotionally rending without being the remotest bit sappy, I could not possibly recommend this novel enough.

Okay. Off to a good start. 99 more to go.

Here soundeth the challenge.

Cannonball Read, here I come.

100 books in one year.  Must be at least 200 pages.  Short story collections must be over 6 stories long.  No graphic novels.